Attend Your Children

If I’m reading this sign correctly, which I clearly am, the implication is that should your child break loose from the watchful eye of the attendants you have assigned to it, then it will run amok and wreak havoc upon this recreation centre.
For the safety of all, don’t let that happen.

Lunch and Philosophy

Saw this at one the places I frequent for lunch.
Are we talking theoretical sandwiches here? Possible sandwiches?
Do they make the Quantum Sandwich?
Either way I’d like to try one

Where I Work – Team Building

This is the Recognition Rainbow.
If someone does something that makes them stand out on the team, you’re supposed to write their name on a post-it, explaining why, and then they can get their name drawn for a Statbucks card.
My team all got ours names on it recently for doing our job to the standard [...]

Journalism!

Nice one, The Province. Now you look even more like a campus newspaper from Ballcaps and Beer Bongs Community College.
And I thought the WWE had the best/worst Obama pun with their inspired promo of: “Can you smell what Barack is cooking?”

Oops

Looks like Esquire made some sort of typo on the cover of their latest issue. Not sure how that managed to slip past the editors.
I mean, come on Halle Berry?
I’m sure they’ll print a correction.