Finally!

Now I have a way to alphabetize all my sliding pants.

Best Kiosk Ever

This must be some new marketing scheme to pull in the tourists.
It seems like it might encourage repeat customers, but there’s only long they’d be able to keep returning. Before they died.
What this souvenier stall teaches me is that kitch kills.

Blackberry Deludes Itself

Okay, in general I refuse to be “Yay! iPhone! Rah rah rah!!!” but what were Verizon and Blackberry thinking with this ad? They’ve seen iPhones right?
Sigh.

Stating the Obvious

I mean, seriously.
Couldn’t this warning be applied to… everything? Why is this newspaper exceptional?
I wouldn’t think it’s a hard concept to grasp. Maybe some people in Seattle are just forgetful.

Spaceballs?

Not sure if you can see it, but this is a newly installed “Oxygen Bar” in the local mall.
It’s flavoured.
We have reached a point where we can successfully market and sell air.
Flavoured air.
Oh and they also shill their line of massagers by assaulting your head with something that looks like one of those [...]

Seriously…

What is wrong with this rec centre?!?
They have a side-room specifically for my favourite baked good!!