And then ask the assistant to get you a drink?

Now, I like LG as a brand. They’re not the greatest, but they’ve always done me well. Most people think (thanks to their extensive marketing campaign) that LG stands for “Life’s Good”. This proves not to be the case.

In fact, it stands for the much less confidence filling name of “Lucky Goldstar”.

While someone in their marketing department clearly clued into the notion that Lucky Goldstar might sound odd to North Americans, whoever handles their user interfaces clearly wasn’t briefed.

May I present: My new (hilarious) TV.

Now I have a way to alphabetize all my sliding pants.

This must be some new marketing scheme to pull in the tourists.

It seems like it might encourage repeat customers, but there’s only long they’d be able to keep returning. Before they died.

What this souvenier stall teaches me is that kitch kills.

Okay, in general I refuse to be “Yay! iPhone! Rah rah rah!!!” but what were Verizon and Blackberry thinking with this ad? They’ve seen iPhones right?

Sigh.

I mean, seriously.
Couldn’t this warning be applied to… everything? Why is this newspaper exceptional?

I wouldn’t think it’s a hard concept to grasp. Maybe some people in Seattle are just forgetful.

Not sure if you can see it, but this is a newly installed “Oxygen Bar” in the local mall.

It’s flavoured.

We have reached a point where we can successfully market and sell air.
Flavoured air.

Oh and they also shill their line of massagers by assaulting your head with something that looks like one of those tentacle robots from The Matrix.

What is wrong with this rec centre?!?

They have a side-room specifically for my favourite baked good!!

If I’m reading this sign correctly, which I clearly am, the implication is that should your child break loose from the watchful eye of the attendants you have assigned to it, then it will run amok and wreak havoc upon this recreation centre.

For the safety of all, don’t let that happen.

Saw this at one the places I frequent for lunch.

Are we talking theoretical sandwiches here? Possible sandwiches?
Do they make the Quantum Sandwich?

Either way I’d like to try one